February 2, 2011
Welcome to God’s Granite, Mount Rushmore.
This episode brings you up close and personal with America’s finest stoned presidents: Washington, Jefferson, Roosevelt, Lincoln, and if I had my way, Ronnie.
Enjoy my signature Rushmore rap about how the Muslims have Mecca but we have molten rock. Watch me interact with a real-life park ranger and ask the tough questions no one’s got the guts to ask. And as the sunsets, hear me croon to young minds about trickle-down economics and how I love you, and you, and you, and you.
Yes, America gives good head at this National Park. No doubt about it.
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